Holiday Food Tips

Originally posted 12/20/2008 on my Jess in China blog, reposted for my Mom’s annual Xmas party next week!

1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they’re serving rum balls.

2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. It’s rare. You cannot find it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that it has 10,000 calories in every sip? It’s not as if you’re going to turn into an eggnog-alcoholic or something. It’s a treat. Enjoy it. Have one for me. Have two. It’s later than you think. It’s Christmas!

3. If something comes with gravy, use it. That’s the whole point of gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat.

4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they’re made with skim milk or whole milk. If it’s skim, pass. Why bother? It’s like buying a sports car with an automatic transmission.

5. Do not have a snack before going to a party in an effort to control your eating. The whole point of going to a Christmas party is to eat other people’s food for free. Lots of it. Hello?

6. Under no circumstances should you exercise between now and New Year’s. You can do that in January when you have nothing else to do. This is the time for long naps, which you’ll need after circling the buffet table while carrying a 10-pound plate of food and that vat of eggnog.

7. If you come across something really good at a buffet table, like frosted Christmas cookies in the shape and size of Santa, position yourself near them and don’t budge. Have as many as you can before becoming the center of attention. They’re like a beautiful pair of shoes. If you leave them behind, you’re never going to see them again.

8. Same for pies. Apple, Pumpkin, Mincemeat. Have a slice of each. Or if you don’t like mincemeat, have two apples and one pumpkin. Always have three. When else do you get to have more than one dessert? Labor Day?

9. Did someone mention fruitcake? Granted, it’s loaded with the mandatory celebratory calories, but avoid it at all cost. I mean, have some standards.

10. One final tip: If you don’t feel terrible when you leave the party or get up from the table, you haven’t been paying attention. Re-read tips; start over, but hurry, January is just around the corner. Remember this motto to live by:

“Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming “WOO HOO what a ride!”

Shameslessly picked up from around the world wide web….


Go soy!

Working at the Casino, I have trouble getting enough healthful protein. Although there is a full service cafeteria [two of them actually, operating nearly ’round the clock  — Foxwoods is the largest casino in North America] the normal fare for employees is hamburgers, grilled cheese, french fries, onion rings, cold cuts, nachos, hot dogs and then some veggies, a fish dish and an Asian dish that is so far removed from what I would consider Asian food that I have only tried it once in my nearly three months there.
Some days the fish is okay, but it’s a rare occurrence when it is good rather than dried out and tough. There is also a salad bar, a good thing over all, but not enough on its own for a well-rounded meal. [Just step away from the mayonnaisy macaroni/potatoes, the salad dressings, croutons, sugar free pudding [ghastly] and other noxious stuff.]
One solution I’ve found is cold edamame, an appetizer I used to eat nearly every week in Hangzhou. Flavored with star anise and chilies and salt, it satisfies a lot of my cravings — salty, sweet and spicy.  In addition, it is full of protein, fiber, essential fatty acids and isoflavones [only found in soy]. I pack them in my little cooler in a plastic bag with some of the water and take them to work. I eat them cold with a little more crushed salt and relax knowing that I’m getting enough protein to sustain me throughout the work schedule and that my body will be strong for taijichuan. 
Even better? One half cup [the edible peas] contains 100 calories. Go soy!
Here is a receipe I cobbled together from some restaurants I frequented in Hangzhou.
Put water in a big pot and throw in a handful of star anise and a few dried chilis and some salt.
Bring water to a boil and throw in a bag of Edamame, frozen.
Bring water back to a boil [about three or four minutes] and turn off heat.
Let sit for another minute and using a ladle with holes scoop out the edamame and anise into a bowl with some ice cubes in it.
Add some of the boiled water and cover and put in the refrigerator until cool.
When going to work I take some edamame and some of the water and put into a ziplock bag and toss it in my little cooler with some hummus, wasa bread and some olives and I’m set. No matter what the offerings at the Caf tonight, I’m prepared and know I can train taiji tomorrow.
[n.b.: I have low blood pressure and so I use more salt than someone who has elevated BP might.]
Happy trails.

Chinese Breakfast Porridge

Rice Congee with scallions, peanuts…

It’s a cool, rainy March morning at the beach in Rhode Island and a warm breakfast is on my mind. I have a yin belly – meaning my digestion is on the slow side, my stomach and belly are touchy and don’t like to digest hard, cold, thick or slimy things after fasting all night. So the all-American breakfast of boxed cereal with a banana and cold (soy) milk won’t do. An egg and toast isn’t bad, but I like a whole grain bread for fiber to help my belly move debris along, and sometimes it’s overwhelming first thing for my sluggish digestion. On an empty stomach, a fried egg can be difficult to digest as eggs are a highly concentrated protein. Oatmeal is tasty, but sits like a rock in my belly. What I found works best, I discovered in China.

Congee as some in the West know it or xifan () and zhou () in Mandarin, chuk or jook in Cantonese — is the perfect food for mornings. When I arrived in China in September, 2008 I saw a huge pot of steaming xifan every morning at the dining hall where I was teaching. I was completely uninterested. It looked like watery rice gruel — bland, tasteless and completely unappealing to my Western eyes. For a month I watched as the Chinese teachers scooped what looked like dishwater and soggy rice into their metal bowls. I instead grabbed a fried egg and bao [soft steamed buns] and was mollified.

Dining Hall in Fuyang.

Curiosity got the better of me. One month of eating with the other teachers, served three Chinese meals a day in the dining hall, I had to try new things. I started slowly and was usually pleasantly surprised with the new (to me) dishes—sliced celery and smoked tofu, seaweed soup, tomatoes and scrambled eggs, peanuts and potatoes with Szechuan peppers to name a few.

Breakfast was still a mystery though. In America, breakfast was my favorite meal. Even with a slow digestion, I liked to eat my largest meal at breakfast and my smallest meal at dinner [motto: eat breakfast like a Queen, lunch like a Princess and dinner like a pauper.] The classic Southern Chinese breakfast served every morning at the dining hall had things I was mystified by or couldn’t stomach or wouldn’t [I’m a vegetarian].

What was I going to eat? I had to experiment.

On the dining hall menu each morning – a huge pot of xifan, plain white rice and water, another huge pot of rice porridge with pumpkin or corn added, trays of steamed buns, corn, rice, mixed corn and rice and plain rice buns with meat or preserved veggies inside. On the hot table were trays of noodles with vegetables or meat [too greasy for my taste], fried eggs, boiled eggs, steamed purple yams, steamed pumpkin, boiled corn on the cob, and fried breads (yutiao) and other morsels that looked like a Chinese version of a donut.

At the end of the table were two large trays of preserved vegetables – a scary looking pile of oily, unidentifiable fermented vegetables that everyone spooned on top of their xifan or put onto their trays as a side dish. There was no salt or pepper on the table; I saw most teachers pour soy sauce onto their fried eggs and on bowls of soft tofu (doujiang) that they sprinkled with chopped scallion.

The weather goosed my courage. It became damp and cool in October. One chilly morning, I had to have something warm. I grabbed a metal bowl and scooped the water and droopy rice. I went back to the table and tasted. It was bland and weird. Then I saw the other teachers – into their xifan they stirred fresh, steamed pumpkin and a spoon of the fermented vegetables. I needed my breakfast to last me through four hours and two teaching periods. I had to find something that was nutritious and filling. I went back up to the table and poured another bowl of hot xifan. This time I took some pumpkin and a spoon of the least offensive looking fermented vegetables and went back to my table.

Fuyang campus…

Feeling a little hopeless by how it all looked, I took a spoonful. It was delicious. The warm rice turned out to be soothing, bland and gentle on the belly. The pumpkin added sweetness and substance and the preserved vegetables added a satisfying (and surprising) crunch and saltiness. Somehow the flavors were wonderful together, especially with a bite of bao or fried bread. I was hooked and happy.

Medicinal Congee

I did some research and discovered xifan/jook isn’t just delicious, but is good for you as well [like many Chinese dishes] – especially depending on what you add to the porridge. I eat rice porridge most mornings, as I mentioned, for my slow digestion. I add minced ginger and scallion to add heat to my belly. Some days, I’ll add a half of a steamed yam or sweet potato and when I can get it in the fall, I’ll add steamed pumpkin – my favorite. Sweet potato, yam and pumpkin are especially good for women, they have fiber, beta-carotene, vitamins A and C, potassium, other minerals and some say plant or phytoestrogens.

Sweet potatoes (yu tou)

The softly cooked rice, sometimes left over rice from the night before, is boiled until the grains “open up like flowers” (hua kaile) making them large, soft and easy to digest.[i] It doesn’t take long to make. I start with a half cup of dry organic, long grain (dami) rice, pour into a sauce pan and add three or four cups of water depending on whether I want more or less broth. I add some salt and turn on high heat until boiling. Skim off the starch that begins to form on top and turn the heat down to simmer. The rice, to my taste only needs to cook for 10 to 15 minutes more to open and ‘flower.’

Meanwhile I chop up the ginger – a piece about the size of the top of my thumb – and one scallion white and green into slivers and set aside.

Fresh ginger (sheng jiang)

When the rice is done, I turn off the heat, skim any residual starch off the top and let sit a minute or two to absorb more water. Then I scoop the whole thing into one big bowl sprinkle the ginger and scallion on top and grab a spoon. In about five minutes I can begin to eat the steaming hot zhou. For me, I can feel it nourishing my insides, moistening, warming and building a fire in my digestion. I feel more satisfied after my big bowl of zhou than I do after any breakfast I’ve ever had. It also sets my digestion on the right track for the rest of the day.

I miss preserved vegetables. Now back in America, I haven’t found where to get my daily ration. The Chinese usually homemake their condiment and my favorite is mustard green and secondly, green bean. In Hangzhou I was gifted with a large jar of the fermented green beans from my Mandarin teacher. They were made by her mother and were the best I’d ever eaten. Just the right amount of spices and not at all oily. Unless you have had them, there is no way to describe them — there is a sweetness, a heat, saltiness and a lively crunch. As they are fermented, they carry bacteria and enzymes that facilitate digestion. What’s not to love?

Some of my students wonder about whether the white rice – which has a high glycemic index – spikes my blood sugar. I’ve had blood sugar problems since I was 14 years old, but my years in China and my regular regime of good food and daily exercise seem to have sent the condition packing. My blood sugar appears steady throughout the whole morning and I don’t have cravings for sweet or salty foods as I sometimes will after eating cold cereal, breads or eggs for breakfast. No cravings for hours after I eat usually means I’ve had good, nutritious food without additives or chemicals. It also means that I am free to eat because I am hungry, not because I’m compelled by allergies to sugar, wheat or flour. It’s great being off that vicious cycle.

Why Is it So Good?

For 14 years I’ve studied Western herbs, mostly in the Wise Woman tradition and Eastern herbs and Traditional Chinese Medicine for the last three years. Both traditions believe that healing should first begin with food and diet.[ii] So it makes sense that much of the Chinese diet has a basis in healing.

Traditional Chinese Medicine (TCM) has separated foods into how they taste (flavor) sweet, sour, pungent, etc., how they act on the body – are they warming or yang or cooling and yin, among other actions. Rice is considered sweet in flavor and neutral in terms of temperature or yin and yang. Rice promotes the rising of clear chi or qi (life force) in the body as it fortifies the spleen and stomach. It quenches thirst, promotes good digestion, relieves mental depression and stops diarrhea.[iii]

But porridge in China can be made with other grains as well, millet and corn for example and some add beans and meat or vegetables — each having it’s own different effect on the human system. I add ginger (sheng jiang) – pungent flavor, slightly warming acton on the spleen, stomach and lung, while scallion or green onion (congjingbai) is also pungent and warm in nature, acting on the same organ channels. For my yin belly, rice and ginger and scallion are moistening, warming and comforting.[iv] If I add yam or pumpkin or sweet potato (hong shu or nanguo or yu tou) the porridge will also be warming and fortifying for the stomach and spleen.

Zhou with egg, pumpkin and black sesame seeds….

Using the understanding of TCM and western herbs we can add and change the action of the neutral zhou/jook/xifan on our bodies as needed. In fact at one time, before I understood the action of porridge, I was instructed after a fast to further clean out my body with a soup made of rice porridge and vegetables. The soup was eaten daily for an extended period to clear out my body of toxins, debris and allergies. The result was that my whole system was reset and I began the slow process of returning to health. But that’s another story.

[i] Michael Saso, 1994, A Taoist Cookbook, Charles E. Tuttle Company, Inc., pg, 128.

[ii] Bob Flaws, 1995, The Book of Jook, Blue Poppy Press, pg. 3.

[iii] Bob Flaws, ibid, pg. 11.

[iv] Zhang Enqin, editor, Chinese Medicated Diet, Publishing House of Shanghai College of Traditional Chinese Medicine, pg. 104.

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